Sunday, May 31, 2015

cutielol45's B-Day

Today is my sis's birthdayyy!! Wish her a happy bday and give her something nice because I forgot to 0.0

Anyways I've just read a magazine poll that asked if it was OK to read your kid's social media posts.

The "No" column was less than 10%.

Kids: WHAT THE @$%#&$*^$
Me: Umm you know what I do guys right
Kids: @#$@$$@%^^#
Me: Why do you cuss so much in AJ these days, guys?
Me: Precisely.

Anyways I gtg so bye now, see ya

Saturday, May 30, 2015


Hai guys! It's cutie and today crazy is not available today. That is why Im subbing for crazy. Yesterday I got a camera.LOL I got that cuz of my b-day. well, early b-day present. Anyways, whenever I post for crazy I will put a pic of something on thsi blog. OK? Anyways, today's news Is nothing that much. On the Daily Explorer,  they talk about geckos. YOu can learn more on the ok? Welll bye!

Friday, May 29, 2015

New Parties?!!! and Shrt Posts

Our summer carnival is bigger and beta than before, with an added fire pit campfire thing, and of course, a bounce house. DUhhhhhh

Sadly you can actually walk on the fire, so...

Speaking of weird things, today at 5:00 at our area a Spooky party was held, which was extremely weird and ... well.... spooky.

A Halloween thing in May! Huh.

I wasn't able to get a screenshot on this computer, but I did get to adopt a pet bat and show you!
Speaking of screen shots, AJ demonstrates that today.
Jammer Tip: Screenshot

Question of the day: about the purple game module thingy!!!

What is this mysterious floating purple video game controller thing here for? Why is it purple, and why is it glowing/burning and what is the violet stuff around it?!!

Spoiler Alert: the new animal according to some random Jammers is a ....

See yaaaaaaa

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Newssssss and French?

Well, I learned alot more French than I needed, but at least I know some words and some make sense.

For example, "news" is "info", "pets" are "familiers" (and if you know too much about Night of the Phantoms and know nothing about the acient Halloween legends, a familiar is a cat belonging to a witch), and their "Pen Pal" achivement (when you write your first letter to someone) is "correspondent".

Anyways, its time for one of our favorite times of the year, SUMMMMMMER!!!!!!!!!!! Now that spring is nearly over, you just need to eat some phantom cotton candy and you'll be one of the lucky few that'll survive in the end!

And where will we get our epic phantom cotton candy, I suppose???
 Hey, there's a phantom growing out of that horse's head...

Anyways, welcome to the place where you shoot phantoms for 500 points, get annoyed at the phantom that goes like "haHA" whenever you miss in the the Dunk Tunk, and continue being mean to phantoms.

How does those phantoms NOT zap Jammers in their booth when they're sitting on that chair free bounded???
Yayyyyy more questions. More gems. Yayyyyyyy.

another theater! As if we needed more. Their video thing is pretty laggy so I don't bother watching unless its REALLY, REALLY worth it.
Finally, quote by phantom: "GET OUT OF HERE!". SO LONG, OTTERS!!!!!!!!!!

And now they have set Jamaa in a wild scavenger hunt around Jamaa looking for an image......when will they ever learn...

and they also decide to show us the jam spring bunny. STOP!!!!!!!!!!

Its the last I'll ever see you again, Spring Bunny.

See ya phantasmas!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015


Not much of anything new, today. Our usual flow of mechanical items already has come to a gradual stop, and today there's hardly any new items.


Note: Members with an adventure level 4 and up can only do this glitch.

First, start by going to a foreign server. You can go to crazyphantasma's den, which will be French just for fun, or somewhere else. By the way, poor crazyphantasma's panda's name is Rex Poupee-Cool.

Halarious, isn't it?

Now click on your world map>adventures>search for greely. Join an adventure.

Ignore the very French Graham and run through the adventure. Its pretty easy unless you forgot what the door code was. Don't worry: its blue circle, yellow star, orange triangle.

Do this all the way to the purple crystal, take it, and bring it to the crystal slot like normal.

Now its time for fun! Bathe in the shower of purple goo, and then while as a phantom, decide to return back to America (or Australia hint hint). Just click on the French (or other language) flag on your chat box.
OK! Now you should be returned to some random place in Jamaa in this condition:
YEAH! Sadly, other Jammers can't see this, so you and you alone only knows your true identity. However, its kinda fun romping around sneak attacking on Jammers. This restores your life percentage 10000% percent, too, especially since we're all very close to summer, and some of us needs the extra life.

Have fun at your photo shoot!


Tuesday, May 26, 2015


Tierney and a new video about CORAL REEEFFSSSSS. How are they maaaaaaaade? Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don't knoooooooooooooow, leeeeeeeeeeeeeet's fiiiiiiiiiiiiind out!

Hehe I may be trying to mess with you

Anyways I think I'm going to end with a short post today-BUT I'll make it up for a work of phantom art Dave's found recently that I think all of you will enjoy so much that you'll try it for yourself!


Monday, May 25, 2015


Hey guys. Today's RIM is as bad as most of the shoes thrown our way, but the picture is EVEN WORSE.RIM: Rare Woven Shoes

A simple lesson for every wolf trying to howl awesomeness: DON'T WEAR WOVEN SHOES.

Anyways, I don't know if alot of you newbies know this but you know if you click on the picture of the thing on sale, you can see how it would act when it is animated?

Oh, good. You do. Just asking, noobiessssssss

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Sunday Shrt Post

Oh maaaaaaaaaaaaannnn

I can't believe Daily Explorer sometimes. They just USED the same picture again for this story. AGAIN.

To look on the bright side, on the bottom there's something that's kinda weird.

Saturday, May 23, 2015


Hey, guys, I'm not in a good mood today so lets just start with a meme...
For this short post I just wanted to mention that there is not that much AJ memes that actually show jammers and just are dramatic representations of their character wearing all the spikes and stuff everyone else wears anyways.. Memes are like the comic strips of the modern day, and there are usually like a couple for for every game.

Sadly, AJ has tons of memes an. I'm planning to unleash most of them so far and have the largest variety of every meme.

And if that's the case, why don't you make some, too?

So pretty much some of the funniest memes are just made of these two things:

You should also have some form of a screen capture app to catch the funniest moments online.

Using something like Paint or Photoshop is pretty great for arranging the slides. Also have some fonts downloaded for extras, and include TikiIsland and Impact plus some other sans and sans serif font. Don't forget a personal signature, which is actually a pretty great way to stay awesome and copyright it at the same time.

See ya guys.

(sorry no post tag)

Friday, May 22, 2015


hiya guys srry i havent been posting recently the reason why is becurse i have a butt load of homework and havnt had a lot time to go on AJ and do posts but im back bigger faster and stronger

anyway on the daily explorer this is what i found
of course safe chat doesnt sound very exciting and plus they made-how to get it- so complicated


Thursday, May 21, 2015

Ropes and Nonmembers

There's nothing new mechanics for us today, however we have a lasso to hook in Jammers. When you steal a few gems nowadays that's a good way to ironically defeat Jammers. Hehehehehe,.......

Bleh mouse is slipping in the computer today grrrrrrrrrr

Here is a meme I hope you members can relate to.....

Speaking of members, today when I went to a Jam Session Party like normal, a case of nonmember discrimination broke out by one artic yelling that members only for the stage and supposedly "tossed off all the nonmembers off ".

So it began to look alittle like this:
The artic is the guy in the middle.

Anyways there's alot of nonmembers around the stage (I just noticed there is alot of tigers. Darn! I should have made a tiger clan >:P )

And so I joined in with the nonmembers, while the artic didn't say anything.

Back then I used to wonder how members felt about nonmembers, and all, because they looked nooby and all, and issues of the "racism" created by it. such as the belief that members are "superior" to nonmembers, or in animal/wolf pack terms, are alpha to omega.

Now that I am "superior", I don't really feel very different from nonmembers. People automatically think that nonmembers are "younger" than most, after all you can't really see an artic wolf as a 
kindergartner or a seal as a teen. I may or may not regret spending $20 dollars on something that's going to be gone in a matter of 20 days from now.

Nonmembers, don't be discouraged by members who believe you guys are noobs. Members, don't give nonmembers stress over a matter of "racism", even if you think you're an "Alpha" (the name Alpha in phantom custom= DISHONOR ON YOU).

I really hope iv33410, the artic who misunderstood some people, wasn't really meaning to do that. After all, something I said at that party was, "We were all nonmembers some point in our lives, and will be."

Ok, cheesy lecture over, and now another meme this time about what I think about those jam sayings in Jamaa about "Rares are just pixels".

Bye phantasmas!

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Feeling Sick and BOOKS

Todaay we have a Mechanical Fountain. I can't believe it, how come AJ presented the Mech stuff all sucky and really its so epic? Plus they never said it had anything to do with dragons.

Its kinda epic when they open up and shoot out streams of colored water, and all, but...isn't that a problem with the green water?
Dude puking all over your body is not the way to get the girls, bro.

Harry Potter humor if you want it here.

(note: this one has no swearing but some of the vids one this channel does, so I reccomend watching if you're not too young :| )

Anyways, I believe in our age, there are three types of gross things:

  1. Lovey Dovey Blah Blah Blah (oh, and I pleade you don't mention boyfriends around 9T anymore and give her a pat on the back once in a while)
  2. Plain ol' gross things out in the world, like goo, mold, yadadadadadada, etc.
  3. The human body.

As far as I'm concerned, #3 is what most of you are scared of. How come AJ allows us to be "sick" and yet is appropriate...?
And so........

BTW, do you guys think that books should be better used in Jamaa?

I mean, the only thing you read here is the basic signs and things, chat, Jammer Central, and the Jamaa Journal. You don't really get to see much literacy works of art here besides some howls exclaiming how awesome Jamaa is and your buddies singing "Let it Go" to annoy you (not that Let it Go is a work of art)

Anyways, if you know me, I like books. Actually, scratch that. Love.
"The Phantom Ecyclopedia Volume 1-5 (blue, yellow, green, red, white)"

However, there's no such thing as actually READING books, no matter how large the quantity of a bookshelf, like in Minecraft, and there's no such things as writing down anything like something as simple as note and anything you can save for later.

What do you guys think?

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

May Story Post: The Final Prison Part 2

"What? Why? Why..."

Quickly it slapped her across the mouth.

"Never mind that. I'm not a Jammer anyways."

She looked up again.

It spoke again.

"I thought you could tell who was a Jammer or not."

In a flourish the phantom fluttered into the doorway of the building. Shadowed completely, it blended into the dark with only its eye slicing through. Turning around, it grinned. In the particular way phantoms grinned.

The true mark of the phantom.

She shivered once, then fell in a series of wild shaking. Why was this happening? What did she do?

Finally it challenged her.

"I dare you. Who am I?"

She glared deep into its eye as of looks could kill. The gift she was bade with expanded into the depths of her soul and out into the phantom. She pushed anything she found away rapidly coursing toward the core of the phantom. Finally she unearthed the piece of information she seeked.

Rising she glanced at it. She quickly found the gender and name before it disintegrated like burning paper in her wings. The ashes shimmered as they blew away in the wind, swirling around the phantom one last time before vanishing in the horizon.

The phantom smiled again.

It was a she. The name, she could not understand in the least, however enough to pronounce it.

The phantom suddenly turned toward the door.


Slowly she stumbled into the black walls of the building...


The room was completely empty. Blank white walls loomed over her and echoed the lofty ceiling above. She marveled only for a second.

The phantom started to morph into a furry form until at last a wolf stood in the corner of the room. She sat down, staring.

Mira looked at her..

"You said you weren't a Jammer."

"I'm not. Just because I take the shape of an animal has nothing to do with Jammers."

In a way, it was true. Wolves in Jamaa were alittle scrawny (not that Mira would admit it), yet the phantom was now fuller and much graceful looking than most.

Not to mention more deadly looking.

Eyes flaring crimson, she sat glaring at Mira drawing tension. Mira gathered all her energy for her last battle.

Then a blow came.

And the wolf was still sitting perfectly still.

Or was she?

Two more came, this time at the back of Mira's head. It wasn't a matter of time before she was bleeding.

This time Mira got up before almost falling from the power of another hit. In anger she tried to dodge the next one, failing and instead feeling one to the face.

The wolf seemed to still be sitting perfectly still.


The wolf was sitting perfectly still.


Sitting perfectly still.


Perfectly still.


Perfectly still.

Finally all the little blows came down like hail. This time Mira was too weak to defend herself from them. Crumbling to her knees she lay there feeling the rest proceeding to fall.

Then it stopped.

"This was easier than I thought."

Realizing it was only the beginning, she scrambled to her feet, only to be greeted by more hits that stubbornly persisted she must stay down. Then something grabbed at her cheek.

The wolf slowly ripped her flesh around her face, an unwavering grip strapped onto her body. As blood trickled down the side of her face the wolf's eyes seemed to drink it down. It pulled out slabs of her skin and yanked feathers mercilessly from her sides and any other unimaginable spot.

Then she felt so much pain that she could no longer see anything. A blinding white pain unleashed her scream out into the room while supernovae of millions of stars flashed across her mind. Wildly she gripped onto the only thoughts she could hold onto, like Zios,.......if she could remember his real face,.....if she could remember anything at all..........

After what felt like millions of years she gained consciousness. Slowly she pried open her eyes. Her head was spinning and she was too weak to open her eyes and was thatbloodonthewallsandthewolfwasstillthereandherlifewasflashingand

Then she blacked out again, only wakened later to find herself into the wolf's face. It sneered, covered in blood head to toe, and transformed slowly into a seal.

Her head was exploding. Finally she groaned,

"Just kill me and get over with, please......."

Then the seal growled.

"That would be my dominant wish, fool."

It turned and walked toward the door.

"Wait." she gasped.

It turned, slowly changing into a phantom again.

"Why are you doing this to me..?"

She grinned, and stepped out the door without saying anything.

Then a squad of phantoms ran inside, surrounding her and ready to deliver her to her fate.

As she was carried inside the shuttle, she glanced into the dark where the once-Jammer was, her shadow mixed in with the night.

She'd never forget her.

Her name was still embedded in her mind.


Monday, May 18, 2015

RIM, Triangular Spies, and SPACE

Got a few things for you guys today. First is a rare I find very very very funny.
Now, is that a real vine or an artificial one? Shame if its a real one. Vines might go extinct and soggy on Jammer's legs. :P

Anyways, we had a worksheet on triangles by length and stuff, and this one of of my answers:
Technically it was impossible...

And here is my keyboard.
If you don't get it..........


Ponder this for a moment,...

Anyways I showed you some stuff, now I have to go.

See ya phantasmas

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Sunday Shrt Post (and things that'll make you say, "Oh, geez.")

Hello, and welcome to AJ Phantoms Blog!

I sound horrible already.

Anyways, Daily Explorer has already began to torture us by using the wrong pic for their "legend".
Legends of Jamaa: Taking a Stand

According to their legend, the remaining animals were the standard basic ones (monkey, wolf, bunny, tiger, koala, panda) and blah blah blah rised against us blah blah blah

Then why does this picture have three other animals?


Plus that tiger is running holding a sword. Is that possible? And that is a really weird collar.

Anyways, don't take their stories seriously anymore. In my opinion the quality went down really low ever since. I can't believe they make kids read it.

Fox claw.