Saturday, February 28, 2015

Owls Minibook and Project Phantasma:

Animal Jam has released the owl minibook. Skim through it and earn some gems by doing nothing.


Ooh their owls look sick!


Not the Jamaanian ones, the minibook ones.

One question.
I mean, look at their wingspan! The fluffy Jamaan one is so puny and the sick one is.. long.

The Jamaa ones don't even smile.
sorry shadow68140. It's not really my fault that you guys are frowny.


Tigers just have this goofy smile/grin/frown thingy.
WHAT THE PHANTOMS DO YOU CALL THAT?!!

Owls dance tonight with two pairs of wings.


:D

oh noes
ARGH

WHY WHY OH WHY

oh what the


uhhh

ok.....

This is probably the last Project Phantasma report, so enjoy it.

PROJECT PHANTASMA: HANGOUTS AND PLOTS?!!!!!


There has been so many so called rumors of the place where the phantoms fortress is blah blah blah.

The last adventure, the Search for Greely was hinting that Greely had found the phantom beacon that would lead us to the Phantom Factory.

In the last den released, the Phantom Fortress was hinted as well. (it looks epicy awesome)
ANYWAYS we know that this is the place where the phantoms are gonna be. I can garantee it will be ransacked with PHANTOMSPHANTOMSPHANTOMSPHANTOMSPHANTOMS


like that.


I also garantee that you will die like 5 times and more just trying to reach a boomseed pile.

What is the green stuff they are making? More importantly, what the phantoms are they TRYING TO DO?!!!

In the last adventure, Greely thought that the phantoms were trying to cause chaos blah blah blah for no reason (uh huh, like that does any good at all) but maybe if we invade that place we'll find out.

Honestly, that is deadly to the game of AJ if we ever DO save the world, because then the game would be deathly boring.

Guess what the phantoms are they planning. They tried to kidnap a bunch of monkeys, koalas, and bunnies (FAIL), make a volcano shooting phantoms (FAIL), and even kidnap Greely (SUCESS AND THEN FAIL)


Does anyones think it has to do with Mira and Zios? Nah.

Oh, I know. Destroying Jamaa, makes SOO much sense.

Dude, I studied super villians for a long time, and the sucky ones don't plan ahead or anything and if they ever do (unlikely) they FAIL

hehe

speaking of taking over the world,

hehe

Friday, February 27, 2015

Really, AJ? REALLY?!!!!

This is a little late, but for starters:
exclamation marks with hearts. what has this world come to
As you can see, the Animal Jam Insider's guide is what the very lazy seal is reading.



When this thing was published and AJ started to advertise it in the game, honestly it sounded like game cheats and stuff like that, but SADLY I discovered it wasn't a really big deal for starters.

I wish it was something that actually told you REAL gamebook cheats like... cheats... but it was more like an animal ecyclopedia plus starter guide to Animal Jam with pictures of animals treating each other kindly blah blah blah.


(chokes)

It was disapointing and all, but lets get on wrapping this up.

Friday Find!
Here's a hint: samcj is feeling evil today, with a not rare common nonmember head thing in wolf form.

Too easy for you? Then find crazy in this one.

Hint: the blog theme.


If you see yourself, wave and say hi! If not, then OK.


May the phantoms of this blog (including Blackout) be with ya!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Not Really New News Plus things on Daily Explorer

This was featured yesterday, but just pointing it out, yea Phantoms!
Spotlight Zios Phantom
Phantoms don't really do that fighting stance shown on the frame, but it would be awesome if they did.

And the obvious update is the change of homescreen. Strange, the loading backgrounds haven't changed.
(not actually what it looks like)
Oh, and news.
still using this until I get Photoshop...

 Really, the only new thing here is here. Be mean and green and invade the lucky party today, Or instead of plain mean green, be a mean, green, dance machine.
 Blah,...
 Blah....

oh wait I mean YOU ONLY HAVE TWO WEEKS! SO SAD!
 blah,..
Well, pizza has importance in this world, so OK.

The lucky party is actually pretty puny. HA, POT O' GOLD ISN'T BETA, NEW JAMMER!!!


Ahem.


Oh, AJ.....


Remeber when they released that last comic about the friendship party?

hehe

coming soon..

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

hello ppl today i was playing the search 4 greely it was really fun especially when i turned into a phantom!

here are some pics


monkeys.... aren't they hilarious

i am a very evil phantom








sadly i miss-pronounced phantom but idk why they made a phantom passage













                                                                   well i hope u enjoyed these pics!



Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Febuary Story Post: Imprisoned

A gray heron staggered slowly through the dark halls of an eternal underground castle. Guarded by two phantoms and chained with black sticky webs, she stumbled her drooped wings past the others looking on. They jeered louder and louder as she got closer and closer to the coming fate. She didn't have to look up to see; she already knew.

The intelligent of the phantoms had figured out how they were going to reign over Jamaa. The Jammers could beat them no matter what because they could not live forever. So instead they searched for a way to reproduce even though they had no gender. Finally they decided on a much, much easier way, and that was to bring Zios's beloved. How she missed Zios...

Then a blow came to the back of her neck. It was not from a paw or a tentacle. It was pure dark electricity. A grunt came to keep on moving.Two more shocks and it would be lights out for her.

She dared not to lift the slightest of her head. She missed the light,.... the light... what she had only seen a glimpse in her old prison, when a foreign Jammer had seen her they had already spirited her away. They would not make the same mistake again, she thought. She held herself from breaking into sobs: she made that mistake once and she vowed never to do so again. That was the reason that they were here: she wasn't sure how, but the dark souls around her was the culprit to why there was more of them. And the reason why she was here in the first place.


The phantoms had figured out that Cosmo, one of the chosen Alphas (that Zios recommended himself) had discovered a weapon that would help the Jammers easily kill more phantoms without a chomper plant. Thus they decided to make something of their own.

They reached the black altar gleaming a dark violet. The servant to the Phantom King stepped forward and slammed the heron on the altar. The audience leaned to watch and started to murmur among each other.


The servant then yanked out brutally a blue feather from her head. The bystanders gasped, and then started to yell and chant. The servant rushed to the stone table behind her. Pulling a long tarp from it, it uncovered a mess of purple pipes and curly black thorns. It droppped her feather into the base of the pipes before rushing to retrieve another feather too. They inserted an eagle's before floating away to see the coming impact.


There was a few drops of phantom goo squirting out, and before every one, a young phantom floated among the pipes and fiercely stared at the crowd. They were silent, and then broke out into the loudest of screams. Of joy. They preformed various tests and finally comfirmed that the machine worked. The phantoms produced from it were just as great as normal ones, plus the eyes of an eagle and can see Jammers no matter where they were. The heron hung her head and helplessly stood in the joy of phantoms before being flung out with the same gaurds into the night to be transported to her new prison. Her home. Forever.

Monday, February 23, 2015

RIM

Pop in your patriotic pride and lead your troops old school style by wearing this Georgie Washie-ton hat! Or known as the Rare Hat and Curly wig.
Sorry for the short post, today I wanna break down before tommarow.

send me some trades ppl

and here is a list of things i would like if u have any of this stuff let me know and i will see what i can do
i really want the spike and the nature archway(the one on the bottom right corner or the lava one)
and the red or blck party hat
sooooo yeah plz let me know if u have any of dis stuff and ciao


                                                                                  ok see u peeps latr ciao

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Sunday Shrt Post: THE SWORD OF THE PHANTOM KING

For this Sunday Shrt post, I am introducing a comic. Instead of drawing everything from scratch, I decided to use random things from my house. Then I got a even beta idea.

MWA HA HA HA!!!!

Here's the first one in the Sword of the Phantom King series.
So here it is!

P.S.(I reccommend playing some sad music while you read.)







Saturday, February 21, 2015

Project Phantasma: Technology and OTHER STUFF



Alzelfs YOU ARE PHANTOMEYZ AWESOME.
Check it out, phantom lovers! It's a phantom's paradise.


This is like my dream den.

Friday, February 20, 2015

fman Tips to stay Calm....

I trust we all heard of this character.
Yes, it is rumored that "f" is for female, which is pretty creepy honestly. 122 is random set of numbers.

I think maybe fman122 is not really the original, but all we know is: DON'T GO BONKERS OVER SOME COPYCAT.

First of all, it is super easy to copy his pattern. The style he/she is most famous for is dark red eyes and fire patterned, with black top shaft and plain white bottom half. The animal is a wolf.

His trademark name, Awesome Sunnybrave, is also pretty easy. A lot of people like to make a whole another Jammer (don't. it's stupid.) dedicated to this guy. First of all, watch for fman warnings. If he recently got banned then all fman "New Jammers" are fake. In fact, I reccomend don't care for the New Jammers at all. Second, the common usernames are "fman, fman122, fman something, fman blah blah blah.".


Another sign that this is another copy is the idiotic usernames. Belive me, do you think that a fman who is named "imgonnagetyouallhahaha" is real? Not likely. It's the same with the fman saying "HAHA I'M GONNA TAKE OVER JAMAA!!!"


Be warned. The real "fman" doesn't waste his time yapping about over Jamaa. Expect a silent person who never says anything at all.

Finally, seriously. If fman was real, would he be purposely using the same username and animal style AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN?!!!!



That's why you should also be scared of Recycledbeards.
Of course, just be aware. At all times.

And for brief info, NEVA EXCEPT JAM-A-GRAMS FROM A SUSPICIOUS PERSON!!

Hmm, do you think phantoms might have to do something with fman? And Greely?


PLUS! Hey look at the new AJ Guys poster!
cutielol45: left, blue bunny. cuteylol45: left, green bunny. samcj: right, wolf. cutielol46: middle bottom, tigerrrrrr ( :| ) me, right, tiger.

MAY THE PHANTOMS BE WITH YOU!!!!