Returning Item and the "Real Alphas"

We got the epic flag returning again so you guys can decide which one looks the most phantomy.

Today's post is gonna be about the "real" Alphas, or the real people they were named for.

Why Alphas? Because the real ones look even more funny than the animal ones.

First is Liza, aka Eliza Scidmore.

1885-1928

Apparently she's a photographer, writer, and geographer (whatever that means) and I think Liza is so important because Eliza was the first female member of National Geographic (NOT NGK).  Well, she looks much slimmer than Liza, I guess.

Next is Peck, aka Annie Peck.

1850-1935

OH

MY

PHANTOMS

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She looks nothing like the little wittle pink bunny we knew before. She's not even a painter, she's a mountaineer.

(plus, she's taller hehe)

Ok, who's next?

OH NO GREELY FANS LOOK AWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1844-1935

(covers mouth)

(snorts so loud Greely fans stare at crazy in anguish)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my phantoms, as far as I'm concerned, Greely's beta off being a spy rather than.....(HEHE) a general like I depict Sir Gilbert sometimes.

WHO THINKS GREELY LOOKS BETA AS A WOLF THAN THIS DUDE?!!

*everybody automatically raises tentacles*

heeheeheeheehee

next,..hehe,..is someone you probably never heard of. JK IT'S ALEXANDER THE GREAT

JK ITS JFK

JK it's just Alexander Graham Bell. If you know your history then you know all of above.

1847-1922

For those who don't know, he's a scientist who was the Steve Jobs of all telephones, and partially founded National Geographic. So if you like phones and AJ, sorry but that means Graham is your man (or mankey). Makes sense they would choose this guy to be the namesake of Graham the clever monkey. (how would you feel if the people of a society you made for them made a game where a monkey bears your name 0.0)

Next is Cosmo. However his person is not even a person. It's a club. :|

The Cosmos Club in Washington has to do with science, literature and art. What does he have to do with plants and koalas with hula skirts? I have no idea. Plus, its not in Australia.

Finally, is Sir Gilbert, NOT because I like him best but because he's still alive.

1931-

He sounds the most boring, but actually his father's father is Alexander Graham Bell.

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OH

MY

@%#^&**^%%$##%%^$##@@@#$$%

Besides that life changing fact, he used to be the editor of National Geographic.

Still..........

does this mean Graham and Sir Gilbert are related?????

anywaaays,... I guess that's it for today.

(sniggers thinking about Greely)