Apologies and Late News

Sorry I wasn't able to make it yesterday! Anyways lots of things happen when you end up fighting a war with phantoms and getting annoyed by its back and forth atttitude >:P


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As you may may may know, my membership expired.....

They reminded me to PLAY WILD and NICE JAMMERS MAKE THE BEST BUDDIES

AHHHHHHHHH THEY HAVE VOICES THAT TELL YOU THAT ITS OVER!!!!!


yes, Azelfs, I know the adventure is awesome and all, but I am not able to type a response because I am now a freaking nonmember :'(

As you probs saw in the news yesterday, pet piglets have come to town. Do they look pink and striped and stutter too? (just kidding. you know that, right?)

 Look! They so fat and SQUISHY

MUST SQUISH
SQUISHYYYYYYY

0.0

 Ooh, cool!


Waitaminute.


How come Greely just stands there like "You fight well, young one" when all he does is sit there and talk???



HERES A STRATEGY GUYS!!!



JUST DIVE IN THE PUDDLE OF PHANTASMAS AND KILL THE PHANTOM TUBES. ITS SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEING FRIGHTNENED BY THEM THE ENTIRE GAME!!!!!!!!


No seriously, its fun too.

Me: Playing Battle for the Beacon
Me: Hey, phantoms!
Phantoms: vrrrrrrrr
*later a helicopter sound of 50 phantoms chasing me comes*
Mom: what the hell is that noise?
Me: Its me
Mom: Farting?
Me: HECK NO ITS JUST THESE SPIDERS THAT DANCE WEIRD ON THE SCREEN! DUHHH
Me: DIE TUBES!!!
*loses 3 lives*
Me: I WILL KILL THESE TUBES WITH MY LAST BREATH!!!!!!
*dies, regenerates, 50 phantoms attack newbie bunny jammer scratching meekly at tubes*
Me: (back with trolll face)
Me: good luck littl' bunny
Me: (kills last tube and wins)
Me: THIS IS SPARTAAAA
Sister: Shut up.


and thats how you win Battle for the Beacon.
                                                     

 Eh. IGNORE IT IT WAS BORING YESTERDAY ALL IX RAINBOWS AND CLOUDS.

 yay.

 Llamas in the Canyons Pathway? What....

-oh.

 YAS! DARN SPRING BUNNY IS ALMOST OVER! GOOD BYE GOOD RIDDANCE!

new update you should have noticed:

(mind if I use you, Azelfs? Thx)

besides Azelfs looking awesome the buttons ARE DIFFERENT!!!! AHHHHH

right? hehe?





oh well.

Bye............