Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Beach Tips

Hey guys. In California we're roasting under about 90 degrees already. It sucks, and we're not even in the equator... our family goes to the beach in Monterey right next to their aquairium about once a year around June/July.



Its actually a very creepy comparison in Jamaa because thats literally what you can do in Crystal Sands.



So if you want to cool off a little early this summer, here's how to do it:




  • Get a smoothie of your favorite flavor. If you like, rock out with an awesome tune onstage.
  • Choose a towel. Color coordinated is a good idea.
  • Invite friends.
  • RUN DOWN THE WATER SLIDES, SPLASH IN THE WATER AND GO SO ENTIRELY CRAZY THAT YOU DISSAPEAR BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THE WATER AND SCARE THE HECK OUT OF YOUR FRIEND'S MIND
and then pop back out smiling evily because you're a penguin
  • HAVE FUN. OR ELSE.

BYE!

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