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shhhhhhh

don't tell my mom

hehe

sadly, there is no phantom stuff in spring.

WELCOME TO PHANTOM SURVIVAL SPRING. WILL YOU, THE PHANTOM, SURVIVE THIS SPRING???


this is crazyd, monitoring the first few days of Survival Spring. Augh, the smell of evil flowers! Gross, there's green and pink and white everywhere. bleeeeeeehhhh

here's a survival hint: keep those flowers out your den and don't ear any too. They may be tempting, but they are true spring death. Don't use trees unless it's the dead kind. And remember: the smell of dead flowers is good for you. Seriously.

Thanks, and hope you all survive this spring!

Dave almost didn't. Dave, you get watch duty today.